Cinnamon Toast Crunch will kill you. Fruity Dyno Bites won’t.
If you don’t believe me, ask my wife. That’s what she told me the last time I embarked on one of my favorite grocery store adventures: shopping for cereal.
Me: Let’s get some Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Rin: We’re not buying that anymore.
Me: Why not?
Rin: I will not knowingly give my babies carcinogens.
I think that’s crap. I tried to reason with my wife with the following arguments:
- You can’t believe everything you see on the news. (I was a reporter. I should know.)
- You can’t live in fear of every new “scientific study.” (Scientists have been known to knowingly alter findings to keep that grant money coming in.)
- I’ll take Lance Armstrong’s advice on putting bad things into yourt body the same day I start listening to Barry Bonds.
But to be a good father who does not knowingly inject carcinogens into his sons, I started to look for cereals that do NOT contain BHT. I picked up all my favorites — even the healthier options. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Deadly. Cap’n Crunch. Deadly. Honey Bunches of Oats. Deadly.
Other deadly cereals: Cheerios, Shredded Wheat (and its miniature form), Froot Loops, Golden Grahams, …. and the list goes on.
Here’s one for you. A new favorite of mine called Life Cereal is actually deadly. Now that’s false advertising.
As it happens, Fruity Dyno Bites does not contain BHT. So I walked out with the biggest bag I could find. How’s that for irony?
If my wife can go to the media for her nutrition news, so can I. When Rin told me about BHT, I did the research and discovered that it’s a food preservative. That made me think of the following quote from one of America’s leading food preservative experts, Clark Griswold, possibly the inventer of BHT:
“Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it’s a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It’s semi-permeable. It’s not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it.”
Hear Clark in his own words.
As Clark’s coworker responds: “It’s a beautiful product.”
One last thing:
When I was a kid, my parents stocked three kinds of cereal: Grape Nuts, Corn Flakes, and Raisin Bran. Raisin Bran was the most common, and I learned to hate it. One of the reasons was because I once had a raisin walk away (but that’s another story). Another reason is that we had it all the time.
I guess my mom knew what she was doing. Raisin Bran is BHT free!