Today is my Day

“National Only Child Day. Each year on April 10, brothers and sisters across America celebrate the annual Siblings Day holiday. But what about the millions of Americans who don’t have any bothers or sisters? April 12 is National Only Child Day, a special day that celebrates the only child in the family.” – Google

I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate my parents’ wise decision to only have me. Continue reading “Today is my Day”

The Unauthorized Party

I may be writing this whilst angry.

I just experienced one of the 700,000,000 times that I am unable to do anything official without my husband’s “permission”.

Previously it was over the phone.

Me to CSR: I need to blah blah blah to our account

CSR: Your name?

Me: Corinn and I proceed to answer all of the security questions correctly,

CSR: Oooooo, I’m sorry. I can’t give you that information because your name is not on the account. Continue reading “The Unauthorized Party”

What’s my house like?

Someone asked me yesterday, “So, what’s your house like with three sons?”

My answer? “Loud.”

Very, very loud.

This morning so many things were going on in the short two hours I have been awake.

Item one: We are getting ready to go somewhere. I had to yell over the Dude Perfect that was blaring from the TV for everyone to get ready. Thanks to the recent change in seasons, no one could find pants that fit. No one. My jeans must have shrunk since last season — they were making this terrible muffin top. Dumb dryer.

Evan came in wearing a pair of jeans that were size 14. He wears a 10. When I told him they were too big he proceeded to get another pair that fit better. Also size 14. Given the wailing that ensued from the first pair of too big jeans, I just tightened them (thank you person that invented the adjustable waist. You should receive the Nobel Peace Prize) and rolled them up.

Continue reading “What’s my house like?”